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My college pal Brian Lehrhoff forwarded this my way, and I only had a chance to read it while watching the Kerry campaign flail away at Ohio (Jeb Bush did a better job of swiping Florida this time). I'd say the song doesn't quite match the creativity of Dennis Leary's take, but it's complementary.

The election? Dumbya's spooks seem to have it sewn up at the moment, with NBC afraid to tiptoe over the edge and stopped at predicting 269 electoral votes (including Ohio).

So get ready for it, everybody. Look for the Bush II v 2.0 Administration to really load for bear this time. Expect more invasions; more bombing of people whose religion is different from the president's; and expect somebody in the world to get pissed off enough to set something radioactive off somewhere populated... probably in a blue state. In which case Dumbya and Co. won't care.

(By the way, am I the only one who noticed that John Ashcroft and Tom Ridge were de-emphasized during the Bush campaign?)

I have more bad news for you, too. Think about who the Republicans will run in 2008. Think it'll be another Bush? You betcha! Jeb has the job coming to him.

Thank goodness we did away with kings in this country.