Saturday, March 15, 2008

Another Amazing Use of Technology

I get an occasional e-mail from an outfit called Thrillist. This one fairly shouted at me to re-post.

While your car's GPS can direct you to sources of food, shelter, and clothing, it thoughtlessly ignores your other basic necessity: women who will fake liking you for money. Remedy that, with Nudar.

Nudar's a brand-new -- and for the moment, free -- Point of Interest plug-in that turns your GPS into a strip-club-seeking missile capable of guiding you, via soothing voiceover, to 2500+ of the nation's finest $12 beer joints. First register for a free membership, then download the appropriate file for your GPS device (it supports, among others, Garmin, Tom Tom, and Magellan -- the man whose global circumnavigation set the standard for all-nude intrepidity). Once the POI file's uploaded, your GPS'll indicate the type of club (topless, all-nude, bikini, pastie), and whether it offers a full bar, just slings beer, is BYOB, or offers no alcohol opportunities whatsoever -- for patrons who don't want booze to dull their enjoyment of being a full-blown boobaholic.

In the future, Nudar plans to release plug-ins for other boob-heavy locales/events, like nude beaches, Daytona Bike Week, Mardi Gras, all of which double as alternate Points of Interest: spots full of pervy dudes who use Nudar.

Sign up for a 30-day free trial at