I haven't decided yet whether it's worse to get spam on my personal email account or at the office. But I do know that it's just wrong that this sort of stuff gets to my office in-box. Judging from the fake email address (and I hope some spam-skimming program catches it from this blog and destroys the server from which it emanates), they've got some serious problems in Germany.
Received: from nebukatnezzar.de (126.96.36.199) by mail.traders.com with
SMTP (Eudora Internet Mail Server 3.2.6) for [my office email, which I ain't posting];
Mon, 3 Jan 2005 15:03:25 -0700
Received: from 188.8.131.52 by smtp.p.zag.de;
Mon, 03 Jan 2005 23:09:00 +0000
From: "Beverly Valdez"
Subject: Increase the volume of your ejaculation.
Date: Tue, 04 Jan 2005 02:08:56 +0300
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1158
X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1165
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Anyway, if I had one super-power, it would please me if it was the ability to find spammers and spimmers and their ilk, reach through their Internet connections, and make every organ in their body fall off. Painfully.