Monday, January 24, 2005

FROM A HERMETICALLY SEALED MAYONNAISE JAR KEPT ON FUNK & WAGNALLS' PORCH…

FROM A HERMETICALLY SEALED MAYONNAISE JAR KEPT ON FUNK & WAGNALLS' PORCH…

Time for today's appearance of Karnak the Magnificent, with today's question, which he will divine.

"Two stiffs and a geek!"

And the question is…

"Name the past, present, and future hosts of The Tonight Show.

Johnny, we've missed you since 1992. Conan had better stop doing his idiot riffs when he takes over.

2 comments:

Ungit said...

Hi. This is your good friend Jennifer. Yes, I do read your blog. Yes, your comments usually do go right over my head. Yes, my parents do have the entire Funk & Wagnalls encyclopedia. No updates, I would guess, since maybe 1983 or so. But don't they look nice on the shelf?

Speaking of encyclopedias, I hope that you too are making the Wikipedia a way of life.

Anonymous said...

Dfoofnik says "a funny thing happened to me on the way to see Dirk Morgna".
Conan didn't last long, and his fans can all watch him on TBS now. Having lived long enoughto see Parr, Carson, and Leno, I think the show itself is the star, no matter who is behind the desk.