YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRRITATES ME?
You know what really irritates me? When you get that protective seal over the food you’ve bought at the supermarket – peanut butter, salsa, orange juice – and not all of it comes off. So you’re pouring food out over plastic, foil, and glue that shouldn’t be there. But it is. This is a huge problem. Bigger than world peace. Bigger than Osama bin Laden. Bigger than the national debt. Bigger than national security. Bigger than Social Security. Bigger than crime. Bigger than abortion.
Ooops, wait, sorry there. I seem to be channeling George W. Bush this morning.