SCHOOL KIDS NEARLY GET THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH

SCHOOL KIDS NEARLY GET THEIR PANTIES IN A BUNCH


Red-faced PTSA officials quickly removed what they thought were roses from a sale table at a school fundraiser when it was pointed out that they were in fact red lace panties folded to look like a rose.

The woman who bought them at a discount store thought they were nothing more than roses. A school employee who had once been given such a package had to convince the woman that they really were inappropriate for middle-schoolers to buy for Mother's Day gifts.

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There are several lessons here.

The first is that school employees in Miami have pretty hot sex lives, apparently. The second is that some of the folks involved in the PTSA in Florida apparently have received their educations in Florida -- which would explain the inability to recognize panties. But perhaps the most important lesson is this: These people are educating children.